CAN'T THINK OF A NAME SO THIS WILL DO

When I’m the only single bridesmaid with a full set of single groomsmen at a beach wedding

When a see an attractive man walk by the pool while I’m in it

How my friends think they can help me through the pain of tooth removal

When my friends ask me if I hooked up with yet another guy

When someone asks me how long I plan to be single

People’s reaction to me telling them about my tooth getting pulled

When my hookup stays past his welcome

When I get into the car to go on a road trip

How I plan on celebrating my next birthday

When I try to make it through the week