CAN'T THINK OF A NAME SO THIS WILL DO

How I plan on celebrating my next birthday

When I try to make it through the week

Doing the lime after a tequila shot

When my hookup comes over and is yawning while I’m trying to get frisky with him

When I’m trying to eat healthy and someone puts sweets in front of my face

When my mom says I should seriously start to consider settling down with one of the guys I hang out with

When boys find out I like beer, sex, sporting events, and don’t want a serious relationship

What I say everytime my main hook up gets on my nerves… then I go back…

 

When my few single friends and I head out for the night

Whenever someone is being a real big bitch to me for no reason