CAN'T THINK OF A NAME SO THIS WILL DO

When my co workers and me are drinking during work hours

 

When a guy says he wants to stay over but not have sex with me

When a guy won’t shut up during sex

Spotting a hottie in a suit at the bar

Asking someone at work if they can help you

How I end bad dates

When someone makes me order delivery

The Morning After St. Patrick’s

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When I tell my roommate I have yet landed another solid hookup

My reaction when a guy buys me a drink